Did you hear about the asthmatic aerobics instructor?
She was always reminding her class to wheeze in wheeze out.

An asthmatic archaeologist finds a magic lamp, as soon as he rubs its surface a genie pops out. The genie says to him "I will grant you three wishes, but you can't wish any one to love you, you can't wish anyone any harm and it must be within my power" The man says for my fist wish I want a cure for asthma. The genie laughed.

You know you need to use your inhaler when......

The teen down the street who's heavy into the punk scene wants to know were you got that great shade of blue lipstick, and your not wearing any make up.
You greet early trick or treaties before doing your Halloween make up and they complement you on your zombie face
Someone stops you as your walking along and asks "Who beat you up?" and you haven't been in any fights.
Someone kindly pulls you aside to give you advice about applying your eye shadow and to avoid blue tones when your not wearing make up.
You look into a mirror and a zombie stares back at you.
People keep asking you were your got your nail polish, when your not wearing any.